Beecher's YouTube Channel

Late last year, all of Beecher's YouTube videos went private. This was an unintentional side effect of Beecher deleting every YouTube comment he'd ever written at once, as part of his never-ending quest to purge as much of his decade-old Internet history as possible.

At first, Beecher simply could not be bothered to manually unprivate all of his videos. But over time, he began to use his YouTube page to post unlisted videos for more professional things such as videos of his past works or for his CS projects. And it wouldn't be a very good look for him if potential employers saw Beecher's questionable gambling decisions (such as almost losing all of his free time in 2020 in a bet where he stood to gain nothing for winning), or his utter disregard for music copyright, or the blatant false advertising that was Charger vs. Tank (HD).

As a result, Beecher decided to leave all of his videos private indefinitely. He would let future historians wonder why he had almost 800 subscribers but no videos.

But rest assured, the videos are not lost forever. Below is the entire reason this page was made: an archive of links to Beecher's "best of" videos that are now unlisted, so that they are not lost to time, even if only for the users of this wiki. There's even some notes/commentary for each one from the director himself.

The All-Time Greats

 * No Mercy: The Return. My objective best video, even without the 3 minute Key & Peele sketch. It's got the most important deathcharge of all time, the case of the disappearing gnome, and a montage that comprises We're Bad 3.
 * The Bet. Despite being a literal slideshow, it's still one of the best videos I've ever made considering the context behind it. I have seen that random newscaster so many times in various things since uploading this video, at this point I take him as a cosmic reminder to never make another bet like this again.
 * L4D2 - The Pro Hunter. The origin of one of the LBG's longest-running jokes, and one of my favorite simple gameplay clips, our shitty 2013 mic quality be damned.

Fucking Around in GTA

 * The Dangers of Uninsurance. Destroying three cars owned by a Russian hacker in Rockstar's built-in video editor that is way, way better than it has any right to be.
 * Just one, huh? I thought the drug laws were keeping us full.

We're Bad: The Quadrilogy

 * We're Bad. Just an all-around classic.
 * We're Bad 2: I'm Bad. Probably my worst play in any video game. I must have been lagging or something, it's the only way I can come to terms with it.
 * The Duality of Man. Featuring We're Bad 4, and what I believe is one of the best team plays we've ever had. I blame Movie Maker for ruining the audio mixing on that Dark Knight clip.

Miscellaneous

 * Meanwhile, in an alternate universe... A cautionary tale of a different reality that countless alternate Beechers had to suffer through, during the pandemic no less. This was the first and only time I installed and played part of a game exclusively to make a meme video.
 * Cube Momentum in 16.30 seconds. The result of a long con seven years in the making. Clearly it paid off, as Jack has yet to retaliate over three years later, and 16.30 will stay the LBG best time for this level, for all time. Always.
 * Duality II: The Duality of Me. This one features my inability to understand the basic concept of fire spreading, as well as a once-in-a-lifetime smoke that unfortunately was not caught on tape, instead only seen by silhouette and heard by our reactions.

The Deep Cuts

 * L4D2 - Best Fatal Charge Game Ever. The highlights here include Demoman-voiced Chargers and my silky smooth 15 FPS (and a 3 FPS ending).
 * L4D2 - Death Racing: Dark Carnival (Part 2). A terrible video, with no sound and the copyrighted music being replaced. But a historic video nonetheless, as it depicts what is quite likely the first (or at most, second) game between members of the LBG, not to mention the infamous roller coaster jump (which happens at 1:32 for your viewing pleasure).

Everything else is either not noteworthy, or too old for me to even consider unprivating. And no, I will not be taking requests. Not even for Bridge Fails or for "Hard Rain Part 1 of 3 but I'm too lazy to upload parts 2 and 3". Trust me, the idea you have in your head of those videos is better than the reality.