Timelines

Throughout history, mankind has jumped from one timeline to the next through the whims of fate as the wheels of causality ever turn. This is known as the butterfly effect.

As written by the sages, every 4 years or so there is a great timeline divergence. The first discovered by the LBG was the 2016 timeline split. The timeline's results hinged heavily upon three key outcomes: the winner of the 2016 US presidental election, the victory of the Cubs or Indians in the 2016 World Series, and whether or not Dishonored 2 would have a good launch.

All three things, clearly of equal importance, were determined as the year went on. As a result, we are currently living through the Trump-Cubs-Bad Launch timeline. The next 4 years were no doubt heavily affected by these results. Was Dishonored 2's bad launch a link in the chain that eventually caused the COVID-19 pandemic? Much like the odds of having whiskey and cigars tonight, chances are very good.

In 2021, scientists have finally mapped out a new timeline split, one that started in 2019 and was determined in 2021. Unlike before, this timeline split is dependent on five factors, not just three. They are as follows: As shown, we are now living in the Bad-Good-Banjo-Biden-Farmer timeline. How these five results will shape the next four years remains to be seen, and lord only knows what the 2024 timeline divergence will look like.